Whats jokes
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
What is ioooooooo?
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
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What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What's up with airline food?
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!