Whats jokes
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5