Whats jokes
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”