Whats jokes
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What do you read on Halloween?
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."