What did the dog say to the other dog?
Whats Jokes
What is you you?
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
What is your address?
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.