Whats jokes
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.