Whats jokes
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?