Whats jokes
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.