Whats jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
What happened to watersharky?
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.