Whats jokes
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!