What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
Whats Jokes
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"