Whats jokes
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What is this anyway?
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What do you call a room with no doors?
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.