Whats jokes
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What do you read on Halloween?
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
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What's up with airline food?
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.