Whats jokes

What did the cupcake tell its frosting?

I’d be muffin without you.

What do you call a body without a nose?

Nobody knows.

What do you call a room with no doors?

What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?

What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?

I actually come back with the milk.

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?

I don’t turn on a light switch.

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?

Ground beef.

What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?

Ground beef.

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?

You'll Never Walk Alone.

What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?

R. I. P. Roll in Peace.

What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?

Lester Piggott's cellmate.

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

What do you call two emos spending time together?

Hanging out.

What is an emo's favorite place?

Niagara Falls.

What do you call a lion as a baby?

Cocota