Whats jokes
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?