What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Whats Jokes
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."