Whats jokes
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Whats the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air. 😅🤣😂
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
I see what you did there.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.