Whats jokes
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.