Whats jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
What happened to watersharky?