Whats

Whats jokes

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Post Malone

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

Emo kid

What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.

Orphan

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

Flag

Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?

Charles: I dunno.

Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.

Fave

What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?

None fave. Foch heads.

Lucy

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

Condom

Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One is a good year, one is a great year.