What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What’s green and smells of bacon?
KERMIT'S FINGERS ✌️
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.