Whats

Whats jokes

Life

What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?

Wasted.

Plane

What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?

They both be flying??

Gay

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

God

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

Friend

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

Computer

What's the difference between an American and a computer?

Americans don't have trouble shooting!

Skeleton

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Tiles.

WTF did you think he’d tile it with?

Dad

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

Kid

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

Dog

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.

She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”