Whats jokes
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."