Whats jokes

What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.

What did the neutron say to the atom?

"Sandwiches, dude!"

What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?

Panera head.

What do a banana and shampoo have in common?

Ur mom.

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid

Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

What do you call a disabled person in a fire?

"HOT WHEELS!"

What do you call somebody with no nose?

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?

"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!

What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi

What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?

There's a home to go back to.

What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.

What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.

What came before the dinosaurs?

Your hairline, because it's so far back!

What is the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?

Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.

What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?

One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!