Whats jokes
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What is half of nine?
"ni"
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. 🍆
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.