Whats jokes
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.