What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Whats Jokes
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What is ioooooooo?
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's a witch's favorite subject?