Whats jokes
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .