Whats jokes
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!
Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!
Will: Yey!
Beverly: What should we bring him?
Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.