Whats jokes
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.