What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Whats Jokes
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
