Whats jokes
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Memes
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.