Whats jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
Memes
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.