Whats jokes
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What is this joke?
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Memes
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What would you do if you were killed?
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
What goes up but never comes down?
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.