Whats jokes
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Memes
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.