Whats jokes

What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!

What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?

Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.

What is harder than steel?

Michael Jackson in a playground.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

What do you call a man with no legs?

Hangman.

What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?

An art attack!

What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.

You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.

What do you tell someone who has depression?

Answer: Just hang in there.

I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)

-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!

-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!

Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!

Will: Yey!

Beverly: What should we bring him?

Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!

What is green and blue?

Grass and the sky.

What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!

What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?

Time to walk with your dog 🐶!

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"