Whats jokes
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
Memes
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What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.