Whats jokes
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What is a good night's sleep?
"Good night night love ❤️"
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Look what my sister did to me
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"