What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Whats Jokes
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
