Whats jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Memes
Who did that
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.