Whats jokes
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
What would you do if you were killed?
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Memes
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
What goes up but never comes down?
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.