Whats jokes
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.