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What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"