What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Whats Jokes
What did the egg say to the tuna?
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
