What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Whats Jokes
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
