Whats jokes
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!