Whats jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.