What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What food does a Cheetah eat?
Cheetos!
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
