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What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What food does a Cheetah eat?
Cheetos!
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."