What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
Whats Jokes
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
