Whats jokes
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!