Whats jokes
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."