Whats jokes
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.