Whats jokes
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.