Whats jokes
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.