Whats jokes
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Normal girl stating her opinion.
My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.