Whats jokes
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.