Whats jokes
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What is this website?
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.