Whats jokes
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw them down the stairs and see what noise they make! WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"