Whats jokes
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What do you call a?
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.