Whats jokes
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
FIRST DATE
Man: "I work with animals every day." Woman: "Oh, how sweet! What is it that you do?" Man: "I'm a butcher..."
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.