What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
