Whats jokes
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.