Whats jokes
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. 🍆
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.