Whats jokes
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."