What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
Whats Jokes
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
