Whats jokes
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.