What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Whats Jokes
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
