Whats jokes
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!