What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Whats Jokes
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
