Whats jokes
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.