What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Whats Jokes
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone,
“Boo.”
“Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?”
Jack sat down next to her and smiled.
“I figured today was a good day to maybe go up to the hill?” He said.
“That sounds fun,” said Jill.
“C’mon, let’s go!”
The kids climbed down from Jill’s second story window. They frolicked around in the fields, hair swaying in the wind, as they neared the nearby hill. Jack took Jill’s hand, and they skipped up to the very top of the hill. They sat down on the bright green grass and giggled.
“You ready?” Asked Jack.
“Ready as I’ll ever be,” Jill replied with a wink.
Jack laid his hand on Jill’s chest, softly pushing her onto her back. He got down on his knees, and bent down to the bottom of her dress.
“I’ve waited a long time for this...” he whispered.
Jack slowly pulled up Jill’s dress with one hand, running the other up her thigh. His anticipation was building faster and faster. He looked her in the eyes as he slowly pulled down her panties. Once they were all the way off, he turned his head downward. His mouth opened, his eyes went wide. Jack was speechless. Before he could say anything, Jill slammed his head down, gagging him with her giant cock. She sat up as she slammed his head up and down. Jack began to feel dizzy as he gagged and coughed.
“Silly Jack, didn’t you know? I’m not Jill. I never was. My name’s Randy. You’re mine now, Jack. So sit back, enjoy the ride.” Said Randy.
Randy moved Jack’s head faster and faster as he threw his head back. It was coming, fast. All of a sudden, he stopped. Jack’s head stood still as his mouth became a fountain of white, drizzling all over Randy’s legs and onto the grass. Randy let go and Jack jumped back, spitting and trying to get it all out of his mouth. Just as the dizziness began to fade, Randy walked over. The last thing Jack saw was Randy’s fist hurtling towards him...
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
