Whats jokes
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.