Whats jokes
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.