Whats jokes
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.