What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Whats Jokes
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What is half of nine?
"ni"
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
