Whats jokes
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!