Whats jokes
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.