Whats jokes
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says, “Your mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, “You’re so so sexy!”
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."