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Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?

What makes emos jump?

Bridges.

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?

What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

I would never put a canoe in my garage.

What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS

What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"

Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, Daddy came in with the lady next door, and they started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off Daddy’s clothes, and Daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of Daddy and started...”.

The mother cuts him off and says, “Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” A couple hours later, the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face, shouting, “I’m leaving you... Go ahead, Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door, and you both started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off your clothes, and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing Mom did with Uncle Joe last summer.”