Whats jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.