Whats jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
Therapist: So what brought you here today?
Wife: He's too literal.
Therapist: And you, sir?
Husband: My truck.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"