What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Whats Jokes
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
