What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Whats Jokes
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's big and black?
My balls.
