Whats jokes
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
If youโre ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
"INNOCENT! THERE IS NO WAY TO PROVE THAT THE GIRL WAS 13. It doesn't matter what texts he sent. There is no way to prove that the girl was 13, or the fact that it was a girl. Failed sting operation."
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฆ Stop looking, I'm changing!
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What is a pile of balls?
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.