Whats jokes
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!