Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.