Whats jokes
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.