Whats jokes
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.