Whats jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What color is your Bugatti?
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.