Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.