I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Whats Jokes
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
