Whats jokes
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What the hell dam, hell dam?
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.