What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
Whats Jokes
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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
