Whats jokes
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.