Whats jokes
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What color is your Bugatti?
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.