Whats jokes
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.