Whats jokes
What the heck did I discover?
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What goes inside and comes out wet?
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.