Whats jokes
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!