Whats jokes
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."
The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"