Whats

Whats jokes

"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."

The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/

Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?

Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?

Someone gets hurt.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"

The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.