Whats jokes
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What's 9 + 10?
21
What's 1 + 1?
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.