Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
Whats Jokes
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
