Whats jokes
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.