Whats jokes
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.