Whats jokes
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.