Whats jokes
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.